March 2012
ass n titties
ass n
ass n titties
my leg just twitched in time with the song i’m listening to omg even my neurones have rhythm
eternally freezing
all you people who are in bed and think you’re comfy i want you to know my duvet and bed are better
although i only have poo lessons tomorrow after school i’m making pizza with like 7 year olds for volunteering then i’m going go get the tram and drop off a present for my friend who’s ill so yay
my dog still has my pants why is noone alarmed
ok how blunt/slaggy/creepy do my posts have to get before one of you comes here and hugs me
my dog just walked past with my pants on his nose but i’m too tired to question it
NOW I’M SAD BECAUSE FLUCTUATING WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN ALTERNATING UGH BRAIN
ugh it’s getting to the time of night where i can’t sleep but i’m so tired my mood goes alternates between deep overwhelming sadness and pure happiness and giddyness an I lose the ability to yse words properly right yay
DAVY JONES HAS DIED OH MY GOD :'(
February 2012
‘i love how you liking girls makes my thoughts about you with other girls more realistic’
‘ew you’d fancy a girl and consider going out? that’s just weird okay’
lol fucking pervert
aw i love how safe sleeping with someone next to you feels aw slaggy post whatever it’s leap year someone keep me company
next to mEeEEeeEeeEe wooOoHOOH
Anonymous asked: An extra rib?!
did you know i have an extra rib?
fun facts, it’s good to share
jimmy carrs laugh makes me wonder how he’d sound doing rude things, i imagine the answer is beautiful
aferalchildsleepsheresometimes:
anna has left me and now i cry
baby :’( i can’t go on chat now i miss you :’(
the sweatshirt i’m wearing has horses on, don’t mess
MY DAD HAS BOUGHT CRUMPETS LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN
from like 11 onwards i have to write out all time low’s wikipedia page so if anyone wants to talk to me ill love you forever
Watchhahahaha awwww look how cute richard is
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i just tried to take a photo of the freckles on my leg using my webcam and fell off my chair
wanted you all to know
dog why do you only acknowledge my existence when i’m busy
and why is hurt my boobs all you ever want to do
why
my printer takes forever to actually print something when i press print but then when i’m waiting for it to work if i get mad and poke the printer it starts printing oh my god is that supposed to happen or am i the printer whisperer
i can feel a part of me dying with every word i write for this coursework project based around all time low
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aw remember that time i made you a scrap book
and you responded to that by asking for sex
how slow my computer’s being while i’m trying to do work was getting me really annoyed so i decided to go make hot chocolate but halfway through warming the milk i remembered we had none and now i want to cry
white girl problems
seriously though idk why im suddenly so stressed
why is it the minute i decide to do work my computer turns into a potato omg stress
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
ok seriously if i was a horse i would have been shot by now
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I FINALLY TOOK OFF MY TIGHTS AND THE SKIN RIPPED OH MY GOOD LORD OF ALL THAT’S HOLY KILL ME PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
i’m sure being skinny has it’s advantages
but boobs and bums
