April 2012
i’ve had really painful hiccups for about ten minutes and it hurts so much that i want to cry but the hiccups physically won’t lET ME
March 2012
me: send me-
followers: no
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noracismprease replied to your post: you should all get adblock it replaces adverts…
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you should all get adblock
it replaces adverts with pictures of cats
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therealhousewivesofpanem:
thank god no one’s ever gone through my archive
i’m listening to really innocent songs and dancing suggestively to them and i think it’s the best activity i’ve ever done
a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
marsneedswomen:
People who try to push onto trains while people are getting off should be burnt alive and sacrificed for the good of humanity. It’s the only way we can move forward as a species.
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i don’t think any of you understand how fantastic my rendition of ignition remix is
polldoll:
guys need to learn that period jokes are not bloody fanny
i just fell down the stairs and landed right in front of my dad and stood up and casually walked to the kitchen and he didn’t question it
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why does nobody want to marry me
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last night we were all sat round playing drinking games and a question in one was “i’ve never had a crush on anyone in the group” and practically everyone drank then explained and it was just all the girls fancying each other so to sum up me and all my friends are gay
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You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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everybody has really cute cats and i’m just sat here with a dog that looks like a giant rat and hates me
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on the million pound drop the question was “in which of these films does darth vader first say to luke skywalker “i am your father”” and they got it wrong and said they’d never seen any and it was the single most frustrating experience of my life
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why do my saturday nights keep coming to me drinking vodka alone in my room
Watchfilledwithhomosexuals:
oh myg od tears are pouring donw my face i cant’ breat h
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could whoever keeps sending emily anonymous hate stop it or at least not be anonymous because you are pathetic and she’s probably a dramatically better person than you and i want to get u
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i took my 10mm plug out that i’ve had for like a year less than a week ago and my ear’s practically a normal earring hole now and i just want to literally press it against the eyes of people that say stretching is a massive mistake and it won’t go back down but i don’t think blinding people because your ear has healed is socially acceptable so
mightseehell:
when peoples eyebrows look like sperm
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looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
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noracismprease replied to your post: my hair isn’t yellow anymore yay this is…
what did you do to it????
i conditioned it with the blood of virgins
(i dyed it ash blonde)
[[MORE]]my hair isn’t yellow anymore yay
this is a read more because it is private and secret
