June 2012
town would be different
i always thought penguins were like 6ft imagine if pigeons were
s ass
there are a lot of sassy people on the it had to be said tag
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my dad asked why i wasn’t asleep and i showed him the pigeon and his reply was “well that’s all well and good but you still need sleep” i don’t think he understands
pigeons are so funny oh my god have you ever really looked at a pigeon
i saw what you did with that post i saw it
lordoftheinternet:
yrodyknuh:
dalailamaofficial:
yrodyknuh:
lordoftheinternet:
annabelle is actually the most lovable person ever if you don’t love annabelle you are incapable of love
jacob’s ok i guess
(i love you you are so adorable aw baby)
im in love with both of you
i’m in love with both of you too
i’m in love with all three of us
h0odrich:
a boner is like a crying baby either you take care of it or it gets annoying as fuck
dalailamaofficial:
yrodyknuh:
lordoftheinternet:
annabelle is actually the most lovable person ever if you don’t love annabelle you are incapable of love
jacob’s ok i guess
(i love you you are so adorable aw baby)
im in love with both of you
i’m in love with both of you too
somebody must have had diarrhea at school somewhere
everyone’s posting baby photos and i can’t because the only one i have near me is me posing nude with a panda protecting my dignity (i’ve always been raunchy)
you know that song that goes IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY (aaaaa) DON’T LET IT GET AWAY will someone perform that with me the next time it’s sunny and we’ll pretend there are cameras panning round us at clever angles it’ll be fun ok
lordoftheinternet:
annabelle is actually the most lovable person ever if you don’t love annabelle you are incapable of love
jacob’s ok i guess
(i love you you are so adorable aw baby)
i haven’t touched a cat in ages (this isn’t a euphemism)
lordoftheinternet:
moist grunge
i should go to sleep so i don’t fall asleep with beth tomorrow and wake myself up shouting camels or other desert animals again but i can’t :’(
i want to experience hugging a girl as a boy having boobs on your breastless chest must be a great feeling (not that boob on boob isn’t)
dalailamaofficial:
i feel bad for people with blonde eyelashes bc they look like creatures of the night
omfg
May 2012
dalailamaofficial:
if annabelle is lovable
and victoria is victorious
we are basically the perfect team because people will love us but also we will always win
watch urself
is everyone in britains second name rose i thought i was special
lordoftheinternet:
did you know that “annabelle” comes from the latin word for “lovable” i’m not even making that up that’s a legitimate fact i checked it
jacob is my favourite
my options are stop making up songs or release them as EPs and i think “teamwork” “horsiest horse” and “planes” would do really well in the charts (8 inch faces coming your way)
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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steven tyler shops at women’s shops
so do i
“accurate”
that’s it
nosdrinker:
Busty Blonde Slut Gets A College Degree And Makes Her Father Proud
today i was reading a girls leaving book and her boyfriend wrote about how his christmas blowjob was the best gift ever and i just think maybe we don’t appreciate the value of oral sex during festivities
i think my mum’s thrown away my union flag pants it’s like all she wants to do is hurt me
everybody poops
in other news my mum has renamed the hamster shirley
i physically can’t do a single press up how do people do that seriously my arms just do nothing
there’s a special place in hell for people who reblog posts as links
sizzling bacon rasher gas mark 45?????
things aint cookin in my kitchen
fuck sneezes are great
i have nobody to talk to (this is the biggest hint in the world hint hinthinthint hint) (hint)
the whole concepts of consciousness and death are so weird like just the way something that’s alive is aware of itself and basically the same as the rest of it’s species but has it’s own separate mind but then dies and is just gone forever eludes me
i feel like as a 15 year old i shouldn’t worry i’ll be alone all my life so much but that doesn’t stop it
idk i don’t talk to loads of y11’s regularly but i just don’t want them to leave i can’t believe they’re going already and we’ll be the oldest it’ll be lonely and i’m scared to grow up ok i can’t explain i don’t know how i feel
why would you put a space inbetween the last word of a sentence and the punctuation mark do you hate grammar
i’m in a good mood let’s all talk about how great things are
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(for some reason i can’t reply) no beth’s mum does!!!!
my nan accidentally told beth’s mum my bra size because she works in an lingerie shop but it’s okay because me and beth are the same isn’t that great
krysten ritter is so attractive oh my god
